Swordmaster of Hoeth - inside look :))
Swordmaster- Take 2,500 years of cold showers, sexual frustration and teasing from High Elf women who refuse to put out, wrap it in armor and give it a sword and you end up with some of the scariest frigging warriors in the game.
Because the Swordmaster is frustrated.
He's been to the edge so many times that standing on the brink has driven him insane and now he just wants to kill something. He's got a throbbing case of "blue ears" and he's going to lob the head off of anyone who gets in his way. He's had two thousand years of "lets be friends" to work out in sword training, and because of that constant nookie denial, he's practiced his ass off...
And he's GOOD.
If you find yourself on the battle field facing down one of these jaw clenching testosterone bombs, you better hope that he kills you quickly...because you REALLY don't want to be alive when he gets a good firm hold on your corpse.
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High Elf women are hot. Tall, sexy, exotic, they're everything you'd want - if everything you'd want includes "never getting past second base" and cold icy stares. Complete and total teases, High Elf women wield sex like a double-fabled, super mythical, ultra-legendary Uber weapon, and their lack of putting out is probably why the race has to have such a long life span.
Luckily, the men are equally as hot and if you squint really hard, you can't really tell the difference.
(courtesy of tentonhammer.com)
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